Thursday, March 8, 2007

my company oonyx corporation internal memo




OONYX is the industry leader of robust obfuscation. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. We will expand our aptitude to morph without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. Think extensible. A company that can deploy correctly will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. If you reinvent globally, you may have to deliver holistically. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for dealing with emerging users? We will repurpose the industry jargon "transparent". We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to leverage intra-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean?



does this make any sense? of course not. company name was created by a web 2.0 company name generator here.
http://www.lightsphere.com/dev/web20.html
the paragraph was created using the corporate gibberish generator and full article ( paragraph above is just the first part of whole article) can be found here.
http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/?companyname=OONYX

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