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real deal holyfield

if you are a truly cool dude, you probably have women around you, so you can't play this game. but if you are the type of dude that tends to sit around with bunch of guys doing nothing, there is a game for you when you go to the bars. it's called the real deal or holyfield.
basically all you do is to guess whether the woman who passes by has real or fake bosoms.
i found the cliff notes for this and posted it here. now you can be great at this game and look like you know something about women.

Unnatural shape - Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension - instead of flattening out - whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.

Bubbly look - On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up - just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.

Overly firm - Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.

Standing tall -breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.

Too far apart - If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.

Asymmetrical nipples - True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.

Stretch marks - This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks - usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.

Disproportional body - You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.

source
http://www.funreports.com/fun/15-01-2007/1471-Big_breasts-0

Countries GDP as US States

there is probably no use for this graphic, but a reminder that some of these countries still have lots of growth left in them.
despite their recent surge, korea, russia, and brazil is still represented here.

courtesy of
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2007/01/countries_gdp_a.html

land of gentlemen

nancy pelosi has become the first woman speaker of the house, and hilary clinton may become the first president of the united states. women are more than ever becoming an integral part of every aspect of our society. therefore, it is hard to imagine a society without any women.
however, there is an ominous trend in china. it is projected that there will be 30million more men than women in less than 15 years. the article
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2789869
says in 2005, china's sex ration was 118 boys to 100 girls.

going to china might soon be like going to my math class.

cola coffin

no thoughts today my loyal readers.
by the way, this is a coffin. used in ghana.

http://www.neatorama.com/2006/04/15/fantasy-coffins-from-ghana/

foreigner buying power

many of the foreign currencies has appreciated significantly against the dollar in recent years. for example, euro has gained about 60% since 2002. this enables europeans to buy american products alot cheaper. evidently, many of them have realized this, and using it to their advantage.
i was on ebay looking for a sony mp3 player. when i looked at one of the listings i came across this.

		Question & Answer						Answered On
		Q:	Hello, how much is the shipping price to Belgium? Do you accept paypal for int'l? Thanks a lot						Jan-06-07
				A:	no international paypal. cashiers check or money order only. Cost for shipping to Belgium is $30.00. Thanks
		Q:	Hi! Do you ship it to Brazil? How much? Do you accept Paypal from Brazil? How can I buy it through e-bay from my country?						Jan-06-07
				A:	Yes we ship to Brazil. Cost for shipping would be $30.00 WE accept cashier checks or money order only for International purchase.
		Q:	hallo, how much dose it cost to ship it to paris?						Jan-05-07
				A:	The amount to ship would be $31.09. All International purchase we only except cashiers check or money order.
		Q:	how much is your posting to the UK? Ta						Jan-04-07
				A:	Airmail Parcel Post $35.19 us. We only except cashiers check or money order for International.
		Q:	Hello again! will you accept paypal from me? (im the Australian who emailed you yesterday and paypal wasn't mentioned in your reply) Thanks for your...more						Jan-03-07
				A:	I will not take Paypal from Australia becasue the address through Paypal are not able to be confirmed. So the only payments I can accept are cashier checks...more
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yes, majority of them are europeans taking advantage of their appreciating currencies.
this leads me to think maybe i should go dig in the garage to see if i have anything to sell to them. maybe i can sell something to that looks cheap to them, but get paid handsomely.

it's january and the college kids are going back to school

yes, it's that time of the year.
if your high school or college kid tend to slack off at school and waste their tuition, read them the story of flurisha l. cooper, and that they will end up being a loser.


http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/194254,triv010207.article

A 21-year-old woman was hospitalized for intoxication over the weekend after "continually providing wrong answers" during a game of Trivial Pursuit where participants drank alcohol and did drugs when they answered incorrectly.

Flurisha L. Cooper, of the 1000 block of N. Central Park Ave., and Bridgette Pierce, of the 1500 block of E. 65th St., were playing the 2006 Current Events version of Trivial Pursuit about 6:30 p.m. Saturday on the 1000 block of N. Monticello Ave, according to a report taken by Harrison District police officers.

If a player provided an incorrect answer, that person would take a shot of E&J Brandy and take a "hit" off a cannabis "blunt," according to the report, which defined a "blunt" as the street name for cannabis rolled up in cigar leaves.